Temporary? Insanity

The Egomaniacal Ramblings of a Mildly Deranged Housewife.

Archive for December, 2007

Posted by Kym 30 COMMENTS

I’m afraid this post isn’t going to be what I wanted it to be. I wanted to sign in this morning, say a cheery hello to everyone, and share an inspiring tale of how I overcame the funk I had settled into.
Not that I’m in a doom-and-gloom headspace exactly, but I’m not spitting sunshine and lollipops either. I’m tired. Well, not so much tired as weary. Yes. Weary is a good word for it. Still, no other inanimate objects were[...]

Posted by Kym 31 COMMENTS

So the picture below is what happened last night when my last straw, a medium sized saucepan, and one of my upper kitchen upboards collided. And it felt good. Really good. Until the sobbing kicked in anyway. Frankly, the saucepan had it coming. It fell on my head when I opened a cupboard. The cupboard though was guiltless in the affair.
I feel like Dr. Jekyll. Lately, my mild mannered alter-ego has been giving way to the beast within. The need[...]

Posted by Kym 15 COMMENTS
Posted by Kym 15 COMMENTS

I am loved. Oh yes. I am. And bragging about the fact? So. Much. Fun. Visit the delovely, the delightful, Chick to get in on more of the bragging action.

Also a songbook of 60 Hymns arranged in a lovely fashion. Multiple additions to my Boyd’s Bears collection (no more! please! I beg!). An electric kettle. Much chocolate. A fuzzy green pen. A smooth striated brown rock shaped like a heart. And a candle that looks like a little chocolate[...]

Posted by Kym 23 COMMENTS

Offers to help me torture and torment the doctor from the walk-in clinic had me feeling so loved and so disturbed. You gals are awfully creative, and chilling, when it comes to revenge. And I love you for it.
I’m off to spend the holiday with friends and family. I’ll see you on the other side of the chaos!
Good night!

Posted by Kym 25 COMMENTS

So I went to see the doctor yesterday. It didn’t go particularly well. Despite arriving before the clinic even opened, it was an hour and a half wait to see the doctor.
He bustled into the exam room and quickly fired off a few questions. I was rather perplexed as to why, since he didn’t seem inclined to listen to the answers. He told me it was “probably a virus” and would have to “run its course”,[...]

Posted by Kym 16 COMMENTS

Please note that all these photos were taken in the space of the same day. All outfits are the intellectual property of Emma Ann VanderHorst.

Posted by Kym 26 COMMENTS

Alright guys and gals, I need some advice.
The new house comes with a clunky old gas stove that we’ll be replacing but I’ve no idea what to replace it with. I’ve begun looking around, but really, I don’t know anything about stoves. I don’t know what kind of cooking surface is best, whether I want convection or not, self-cleaning or not. I’m completely puzzled by it all. All I know is I want an electric one.[...]

Posted by Kym 24 COMMENTS

Me: ~honkschnerflblat!~Emma: Wow Mommy! You a good sneezer! You faster than Daddy!Me: Umm, thank you. (feeling oddly pleased at having trumped Neil at something)Becca (conveying her feelings with a mere look): Keep that kleenex away from me, you psycho.
Assuming I don’t die during the course of it, today looks to be an interesting day. Scratch that. My keeling over would make it extra interesting, wouldn’t it?
In Other News:
1) Our financing for the house has been[...]

Posted by Kym 21 COMMENTS

Click Here for previous Soap Opera Sunday post.
Today’s post is a continuation of the ever expanding Orchard Boy series. When last we touched base with the Orchard Boy cast, Kim and Neil (aka Orchard boy) had just tied the knot in the beautiful Seattle Temple. The following night they…right…let’s say we, because I’m not going to pull off a third person post while miserably sick, we arrived at the church where the reception was being held. Neil’s[...]