…gone to make yourself a small bowl of ice cream and carmel sauce only to realize that it isn’t the ice cream you want, but the sauce?
…proceeded to chug down a couple tablespoons of sauce?
…instead of mentally berating yourself for your indulgence, congratulated yourself for all the calories you saved by skipping out on the ice cream?
…had a bowl of ice cream to celebrate this fact?
Yes, I’m mildly deranged, but I’m funny so people let me get away with it.
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Archive for September 15th, 2008
…gone to make yourself a small bowl of ice cream and carmel sauce only to realize that it isn’t the ice cream you want, but the sauce?
…proceeded to chug down a couple tablespoons of sauce?
…instead of mentally berating yourself for your indulgence, congratulated yourself for all the calories you saved by skipping out on the ice cream?
…had a bowl of ice cream to celebrate this fact?
Yes, I’m mildly deranged, but I’m funny so people let me get away with it.
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