Defenestrating Meaning

by Kym on October 30, 2008

That’s right, I’m chucking it right out the window. All attempts at writing poignant and inspiring posts are about to cease. For the next 30 days, all my creative energies will be focused on my NaNoWriMo endeavor. I have 1667 words to write per day and I? Do not write on Sundays.

Questions regarding my sanity level can be addressed to my blog title. The question mark is starting to look a little bolder, don’t you think? Has a certain air of, shall we say, permanence about it?

Still, I rather like this blog and I’m not too keen on the idea of watching it shrivel up and die, so I figure I’ll keep it going. Post every other day or so. Something brief. Possibly inane. Possibly just one long shriek of tortured creativity seeking expression outside the confines of my wee little head.

Hard to say. I’m pretty easy going really.

I’m going to start by offering up the promised Before and After pictures. I figure we’ll start with that. A room by room tour of the mighty Kym taming the chaos of her existence (and no, I won’t be showing after-after pictures displaying what the kids have done to the first rooms while I worked on the next).

First stop? The kitchen. Yes, when you open our front door that’s where you find yourself. Being the shiftless slob I am, this has been, shall we say, problematic? Keeping the kitchen clean has never been an issue really because a) I never cared enough to work that hard at it and b) you couldn’t see it from the front entry or even the living room in our old place.

Here is what I was able to accomplish in the space of half an hour this morning. One mere half hour! And there are whole days where I don’t accomplish as much. So sad.

Apologies for not inserting the pictures directly – there were technical difficulties. And apologies for not making the rounds today – there were life difficulties. Tomorrow? Yes?

Here’s a link to the facebook album where you can view my awesomeness:

Before and After Photos

16 comments

Didn’t look like too much of a mess in the first place, but good job!!

I LOVE having a clean kitchen and it only happens like once or twice a week. Except for the times I manage to keep it clean for a few days. It takes so little effort to maintain and I HATE that I still don’t maintain it. It reminds me a lot of keeping weight down. There are just a few simple things you have to do, but they are SO HARD. Why is not eating that brownie SO DANG HARD?

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by Lisa on October 30, 2008 at 10:00 pm. #

I thought at first you were saying that you were going to take pictures of your clean house now and then take pictures after your month of writing when everything is truly a shambles (:
It looks great!

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by Heather of the EO on October 31, 2008 at 4:02 am. #

Looks good, babe! Though I have to say, your ‘before’ shots weren’t very before-ish. You’ll have to work harder than that to impress me with your mess-making.

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by Novembrance on October 31, 2008 at 4:26 am. #

Your after shots look fantastic, but yeah, you’ve gotta really work at those before pictures a little harder. Maybe this month, eh?

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by JustRandi on October 31, 2008 at 6:23 am. #

It sounds like you have a few things going on in your life right now. So what do you let go of? Sleep???

Good luck! Here’s to writing 1667 words per day.

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by Erin on October 31, 2008 at 6:32 am. #

Yeah . . . I’m with Luisa on this one–I had to go through them twice to clue in as to which were the BEFORE shots. I’d be happy if my house looked like that all the time.

Best of luck with NaNoWriMo! Maybe some day I’ll get up the guts to do it.

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by Annette on October 31, 2008 at 6:34 am. #

Hi, Ummmmmmmmmmmmm hello. I came from Erins blog to stock your musical selection. Not that I’m here it seems a bit, CRAZY. I can’t find the playlist and loved your musical choices that you gave Erin.. So I came I stocked , found nothing and I”m leaving. BUt will return to find it.. I WILL

by Anonymous on October 31, 2008 at 9:12 am. #

that anonymous musical stocker was me..

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by megan on October 31, 2008 at 9:12 am. #

How sad is it that your before pics would look good as my after pics?
I think you should think about guest posters to keep your blog going while you are off in your writing frenzy…just a thought!
My security word was kimchee…MMMMMMM~!

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by Heffalump on October 31, 2008 at 3:12 pm. #

I DARE you to try to not be poignant and inspiring. You cannot do it.

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by Jenna Consolo on October 31, 2008 at 6:04 pm. #

Guest authors my dear, guest authors are what you need.

Fab clean up job. Wanna do my house? Pretty please. I’ll post for your for the whole month. You just have to buy the plane ticket. ;)

And I see you got a little word verification thingy. Have you tried Akismet for WP? It does the same job but without the verifier. It’s lovely….unless you were just wanting us to further cement your awesomeness in our brains by typing your name every time we comment. If that’s the case then carry on. :D

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by Deconstructing Jen on October 31, 2008 at 7:14 pm. #

Gosh! Did you have to remind me it was NaNoWriMo tomorrow! I’m totally not ready. Oh wait, I’m splitting those 1667 words with my wife . . . she writes 1000 and I’ll work on getting the 667 done. We thought it would be less stressful this way. However, I’m not sure what we’re going to write about…. And I think I ate too much candy!

by Oktober Five on October 31, 2008 at 8:44 pm. #

Uh… I think you need to come and work on my house now. I’ll teach you the TRUE meaning of chaos. :-D Oh, but I know you could tame it.

I’m impressed that you’re going to be blogging during NaNoWriMo. VERY impressed. I may squeeze out a post or two, but that’s it.

Love you. Can’t wait to see how things go for you this month. :-D

by Brillig on November 1, 2008 at 8:15 am. #

You have a beautiful kitchen and I love what you did with the fridge magnets. So cute! You are attempting this clean up and the november book thing at the same time? I hear you about the blog. How about you simply post the best line you have written in your novel that day. Sounds fun to me!

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by Heidi Ashworth on November 1, 2008 at 3:14 pm. #

good luck on your writing project! i couldn’t figure out immediately the before-after thing. i was expecting a really messy kitchen based on what you said :-)

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by Marivic (GrumpyAngel) on November 1, 2008 at 8:22 pm. #

Good luck on the writing project. I love those pictures, can’t wait to see the after sets!

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