*Update* Christmas Photo Albums: Photo Album One, Photo Album Two.
The day began much like any other. Checked my email. Peed. Dressed. That sort of thing. But it quickly devolved into a madly spinning whirl of activity. Once again I cursed my lack of domestic ability. The house was nothing more than a slice of chaos dipped in mess and deep fried in panic inducing grime. The worst of it was that the neighbours were going to be over every day[...]
