I’d like to tell you a story. It’s an old story. The sort that’s been around long enough to get a bit battered and tattered around the edges. Long enough that it’s not quite remembered who first told it.
It starts with a bird. No one’s quite sure what the bird’s name was, or if birds even have names at all, but for the sake of simplicity and because I have an overpowing desire to name things,[...]
