Cooking for Dummies Books Were Written for Women like ME

by Kym on July 15, 2009

No, that is not an exaggeration. If a recipe can be misunderstood, I’ll misunderstand it. If a simple error can flub the whole thing, I’ll manage it. I have, in times past, attempted to make cookies with no flour in them, broiled a cake, cooked pasta to varying degrees of mush or chewiness, and have even accidentally served semi-raw foodstuffs to dinner guests. The list? Goes on.



On the plus side, all I have to do is share one or two of these stories and suddenly I’m the most popular woman in the room. With the other women, anyway. Who doesn’t love to hang out with someone who makes them feel intellectually superior, right?



That said, you can be assured that any recipe I post here is fairly simple to make. I don’t want to go on and on each time about how easy it was and how if I can do it then YOU certainly can. Let’s just call that assumed, okay?



I’ll start with . . .



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White Chocolate Raspberry Blondies



Ingredients:


· 6 ounces good quality white chocolate, coarsely chopped

· 1 cup all-purpose flour

· 1/4 teaspoon salt

· 1/2 cup sugar

· 1/4 cup unsalted butter, softened

· 2 large eggs

· 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

· 1/2 teaspoon almond extract

· 2/3 cup white chocolate chips

· 1 cup fresh raspberry or frozen unsweetened raspberries, not defrosted



Directions:



Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Butter 8-inch non-stick square baking pan. Stir 6 ounces white chocolate in large metal bowl set over saucepan of simmering water until melted and smooth, or use a microwave. Set aside to cool slightly.



Stir flour and salt in small bowl to blend. Set aside. Using electric mixer beat sugar and butter in large bowl to blend. Mix in eggs, vanilla and almond extract. Mix in melted white chocolate. Stir in flour mixture just until blended – do not overmix. Stir in white chocolate chips. Gently stir in raspberries just until distributed evenly. Transfer batter to prepared pan, spreading evenly.



Bake until top is golden and tester inserted into center comes out with moist crumbs attached, about 40 minutes if using fresh raspberries or 45 minutes if using frozen raspberries. Cool in pan.



Cut into 16 squares. Transfer to platter and serve.



Kim’s Notes: Whatever you do, don’t put these in an airtight container shortly after they’re done cooling. This causes certain portions of the blondies to melt into goo (tasty goo, but still goo). Trust me on this. Also, chopping up chocolate BEFORE melting it in the microwave is a huge flash of inspiration for me, having tried to melt it in the large chunks it comes in MANY times previously, with often disastrous results. Yeah, I’m a bit slow at times, but I get by on charm . . .

21 comments

I can manage to screw it up with help standing 2 feet away, directing me how to cook. Yeah. There was an oil fire in my kitchen last week. *sigh*

You get by on more than charm, my dear. You’re simply wonderful!

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by L.T. Elliot on July 15, 2009 at 9:22 am. #

Lol!

And I’m putting white chocolate on my shopping list, since I have raspberries coming out my ears!

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by Eowyn on July 15, 2009 at 9:41 am. #

Those look de-lish! And I do kind of like you more now, seeing as how I feel superior or whatever. :)

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by Becky on July 15, 2009 at 10:23 am. #

Mmm, these look so good! Thanks for the recipe.

I hate it when recipes have explanations where certain things are assumed. Like when you don’t know whether the butter should be melted or just softened. Tell me!! Frustrating.

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by Erin on July 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm. #

Me wanty the goo. Mmmmmmmmmm.

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by Luisa Perkins on July 15, 2009 at 12:55 pm. #

yeah, pretty sure i have got to stop reading your blog at 10:20 pm because right now i am seized with the urge to wake the kids, pile them in the van, and buy me some raspberries from the grocer so i can make this delectable thing this very instant. somebody duct tape me to my chair, and hurry.

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by nic on July 15, 2009 at 6:22 pm. #

I think you should write w/ cookbook in “Dummies” terms and tips. All these people who are writing cookbooks are great chefs. But do great cooks know about teaching the non-cookers who sometimes just don’t get it?

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by Amber on July 16, 2009 at 5:38 am. #

Mmmmm. Raspberries. Mmmmm.

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by Becca on July 16, 2009 at 5:53 am. #

I am soooo into cooking this Summer. I’ve been watching Food Network and trying lots of new stuff out.

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by Kazzy on July 16, 2009 at 9:03 am. #

Great post Kym. I’m a pretty good baker, but even the best can misread a recipe. Ya know, teaspoon and tablespoon are very different things. (story to come on that one, hopefully tomorrow if I can find enough time)

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by Jaina on July 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm. #

Kym, cook books trip me up EVERY time. Sentences become mysteriously hidden!

by david mcmahon on July 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm. #

Yummy! And my raspberries are finally ripe!

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by VirtualSprite on July 16, 2009 at 7:30 pm. #

I’m pretty sure I have stories that would beat your stories. I was not made for cooking.

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by Heidi Ashworth on July 16, 2009 at 7:35 pm. #

Hahahaha. I love you, because I often feel the same way about my cooking. So I will trust you when you say that they’re easy!

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by Brillig on July 17, 2009 at 6:48 am. #

Wow. These sound fabulous! Diet fare, for sure….

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by charrette on July 17, 2009 at 8:29 am. #

These look delish…and adventure worth undertaking I think. I get the baking/cooking jitters on occasion, and when I do, thank goodness for can openers & microwaves!

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by Terresa Wellborn on July 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm. #

I’m pretty sure I’ll be making these the next time I get some raspberries. Mmmmm. Thanks for the recipe (I’m assuming that these will work even for those who do TONS of baking and usually have things turn out okay?) :)

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by LisAway on July 20, 2009 at 3:50 am. #

oh yeah. and this *post* was written for women like *me*.

yuuuuuuuuuummm!!!

and meh. i’ll just go back to eating next-to-nothing *after* the holidays!

you and me? we’re going to cook. MU HU HA HA HA HA HA!!!

by Zerilda The Superfluous Blogger on July 21, 2009 at 10:16 am. #

looks awesome!!!

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by julie wright on July 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm. #

You are my kind of cook. I hope you write a cook book one day with lots of good tips and detailed directions :) !!

by An Ordinary Mom on August 24, 2009 at 12:17 pm. #

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