Temporary? Insanity

The Egomaniacal Ramblings of a Mildly Deranged Housewife.

Welcome to Temporary? Insanity, authoured by Kimberly VanderHorst.  No, that isn’t a pseudonym or pen name.  Among other hobbies such as writing about herself in the third person, Kimberly enjoys kicking anonymity to the curb and putting into words the internal dialogue that most people have the good sense to keep to themselves.

As for statistics and demographics and whatnot…

Birthday: August 19th, 1978
Location: 100 Mile House, BC, Canada
Height: Five foot Nine
Weight: Forty Pounds over when not Pregnant
Hair: Short and Brown
Eyes: Brown
Skin: Pale and Blemish Prone
Husband: Neil (35)
Children: Emma(5), Becca (3), Claira (In Utero)
Religion: LDS
Hobbies: Cross-stitching, crocheting, playing piano, singing, baking.
Passions: Reading and writing and mothering.

Favourite…

way to spell: The British way!
season: Autumn
time of day: Twilight
colour: Burgundy
desert: White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake
author: Terry Pratchett
beverage: Water
ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
sport: European Football
musical: Notre Dame de Paris
music genre: Folk-Pop (ex. The Weepies, The Ditty Bops, The Wailin’ Jennys)
classic jazz song: The Girl from Ipanema
modern jazz song: Details (Wouter Hamel)
80’s song: Groove is in the Heart
hymn: Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing
TV Shows: Pushing Daisies, As Time Goes By, To the Manor Born, Red Dwarf, Dad’s Army, Black Adder, Moonlighting, M*A*S*H, Corner Gas, Doctor Who, House, BSG, etc…
Sci-Fi/Fantasy Movie: Stardust
Classic Movie: Charade

Dream of Doing Some Day…

Go Sky Diving
Publish a Novel
Travel through England, Ireland, and Scotland
Hand out Free Umbrellas on an Extremely Rainy Day
Sing Well Enough to Make Someone Cry

Pet Peeves…

Slow Jaywalkers
Unkindness
Long Pet Peeves Lists