Dear Neil,
Thank you for making such an impressively huge mess while I was away. Truly. I am in awe. And I’m so grateful that you didn’t do my job better than me. After the (positive) emotional upheaval of the last few days it was nice to come home and feel so [...]
Categories: Humour?, Letters from Kim, Writing
Dear Kim,
You rock. Comparitively anyway. You’ve come a long way and it’s time to give yourself a little credit, girl. All your friends are telling you to stop with the harshness already and just love yourself. And cornball as that might sound they just happen to be right. Let the [...]
Categories: Humour?, Letters from Kim
Dear Neil,
Hiding the chocolate in the tea towel drawer might have worked last year when my housekeeping duties were, ahem, slightly lower on my list of priorities. But I am rocking the domesticity lately so not your brightest move ever, my darlin’.
That said, the mop bucket is probably still a safe bet.
Lip-lickingly,
Your Slightly Broader [...]
Categories: Letters from Kim
Dear Teenage Boys Dressed in Black, Walking ON the Black Icy Road in the Dark,
Dudes. Seriously?
Grateful Not to Have Accidentally KILLED You,
The Lady Who You Should be REALLY Glad Had Her Brights On
Dear Writing Contest Judges,
I’m using you and I apologize. I didn’t enter to win. I entered to force you to [...]
Categories: Letters from Kim
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